Fun with Name Generators

I found a site that's full of name generators... Some of the cheesiest, lamest name generators I've ever, ever seen.  And they are fucking AMAZING.   So amazing, in fact, that I absolutely had to make equally shitty doodles of the shitty names these shitty generators shittily shat out for us. 

Unicorn Names ( http://unicorn.namegeneratorfun.com/ )
Me:
"Bracken Charming Legs
Bracken is generous of spirit and always thinks the best of others.
He is charming and cheerful,
and he dances away the thunderstorms"

"Zu:
Grass Jolly Saddle
Grass loves to look after the other unicorns.
He is a jolly, brightly-coloured pony,
and he brings happy dreams and sweet sleep."

Dragon names ( http://dragon.namegeneratorfun.com/ )

Me:
"Xyabqon Scarlet-Beast The Blazing
He bathes in oceans of flame!
He has scales as scarlet as deadly toadstools.
He is a fierce fighter with fang and claw. This one's animal nature is unrestrained. "

Zu:
"Kzuck Chaos-Scales The Chaos Bringer
He breathes lightning and scorches the very air!
He is a chameleon dragon with scales that change colour depending on mood.
He has great plates of bone that form a strong, protective armour. Nothing can defeat this dragon. "

So apparently my dragon name is rolling your face across the keyboard, and Zu is the mayor of Mary-Sue Town.



I'll add more of these sometime probably.  It's fun.

Take the thingers, find out your names, and lemme know in the comments!